Admit it, Waddle Dee owns your soul.
No, Mew does. Mew owns all of our souls. In fact, she keeps a filing cabinet where she keeps the deeds.
Very technically, Mew is genderless. But that doesn't stop me from calling it a guy.
Yeah i always thought of Mew as a girl. But i have to go with a good deal. GO WADDLE DEE YOU OWN US
PANIC AT THE DISCO!
And whether he knows it or not, Chuck Norris is employed by...
WADDLE DEE! Or, Colonel Sanders. Whichever's funnier.
I know I'm really late to post this, but I think Chuck Norris is employed by Cardboard Illusen from Neopets. :)